Rows (2015) Reviews

• Amazing! Leaves you with so many questions.

  sonotdown2016-01-27

  Where did they find these robots? How much did they spend on Ativan? Did I miss something? Did they miss something? What is everyone staring at? Why can't they blink, these robots? Why can't they breathe through their noses? Is that why they can't close their mouths? Why did no one remember to charge their batteries? Did they leave the charger at home? Weren't we just here? Didn't I just see this part? Where is my mind? Why is that girl vacuuming in her underwear? Where did the rest of the script go? Is it with the charger? Wait, where is the charger? Do you have the charger? Is that Lauren Lakis? Wait, she was in 'Lovely Molly'? Wasn't 'Lovely Molly' good? What was that thing at the end of 'Lovely Molly'? What time is it? Where did that guy come from? Where did he find that tie? Why is that other guy so mad at the corn? The pesticides don't kill ants? Who makes this pesticide? Why can't I snort it? Where did you find it? Whose pesticide is this anyway? Did David Lynch lose his pet monkey? Why didn't they wait for the monkey to finish the script? When did the monkey learn to edit? Is that stock footage? Did I fall asleep? Did I forget to ask for no MSG? Was I dreaming? Is that my drool on the pillow? Was I snoring? Have I ever seen a film this strange before? Where can I buy the soundtrack? Why didn't the director's parents ever tell him no? Is there an Oscar for most peas smuggled?

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• Indie mystery has little going on

  Leofwine_draca2018-01-03

  A very low budget indie mystery, ROWS follows the path of two girls who spend their days wandering through a cornfield and attempting to decipher a mysterious note they find within it. It's one of those films where very little of interest actually occurs, aside from the usual run of bad acting and unconvincing characterisation. The rural setting is okay and reminded me of THE MESSENGERS a little but the rest of the film is entirely lacking.

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• Ambiguous and flawed, but entertaining to watch

  mos-516702017-12-14

  After watching this movie several times it was investing and uninteresting at the same time. There is something unclear about the story because of several plot holes. One in particular when the main character's friend turns out to be aligned with the deranged lady and grounds keeper, but there isn't any build up. Nothing is mentioned about that girl. Could she have pretended to kill the lady she stabbed? No, but it was clear that she did. The characters were not interesting to watch, and it leaves you not caring what happens to them. The performance the actor's gave wasn't too bad, but a little stiff at some parts, when the two lead actresses are about to go check out the abandon house, they don't feel really vested. And maybe they did take it a bit too seriously, it was good overall. Not saying the actors did not do a good job, but it's close to being monotone. While the premise of a mystery inside a haunted house is a good set up for a traditional horror movie, it is not without its flaws. The whole story is not entirely about the house, but on what is going on in a cornfield, which makes sense, given the name is pretty self-explanatory. Either way, the movie tends to focus more on the suspense of what is going on in the corn field, maybe there is supernatural elements taking place, but nothing is explored entirely about what is going? Why is this happening? And who is really pulling the string. Another thing I want to make notice of. This movie uses a lot of cues to emphasize suspense. Not to sound nitpicking, but the music does not fit the tone, a little, but not at all, because it would probably fit a more undercover C.I.A. hidden treasure type of movie. And yet with its faults, in my opinion, it was a good indie flick. It was fun to watch, and would recommend it to anyone I know.

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• Imaginative Modern Fairy Tale

  hero-112015-11-10

  Rows is a most imaginative Indie film inspired by Grimm's Tales and the disappearance of two sets of girls years apart. The second set of girls apparently returned but remembered nothing of who they were or where they'd been, according to the makers of the film. A dark, modern fairy tale of an enchantress casting a spell upon protagonist Rose and her friend, thereby leaving them lost seemingly forever in a cornfield, doomed to repeat horrific events until they can figure a way to escape by finding answers to these strange happenings and breaking the spell. The cinematography is excellent and there are some unusual shots that add to the surreal atmosphere of the film. The music is outstanding and the sound effects create tension and a creepy, unsettling feeling. This film definitely succeeds in what it sets out to do as a fantasy thriller.

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• Rows

  tobyhubner2015-11-12

  Rows is really really scary...but don't take my word just watch the trailer, if you can. I swore I'd never watch another cornfield scene after Joe Pesci gets it in Casino, but Rows tops that and somehow made me break my word and sucked me in...the setup is naturally paced and draws you in, and then the house and creepsters and those rows...rows and rows of corn stalks and the crazy stuff starts building...I won't spoil it but if you are a fan of the genre do yourself a favour and see Rows. Production values quite amazing for an Indie film, this could be a $15 million budget and you wouldn't know the difference, very professionally shot I'd say and a booming soundtrack (when needed). I was blown away by Rows and I'm not a huge fan, to tell you the truth, of the genre, maybe it effects me too powerfully, I'm the type that doesn't get to sleep after Texas Chainsaw Massacre etc., so I sample only occasionally, and Rows delivered...

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