Sex Guaranteed (2017) Reviews

• An under rated life adventure that is both wacky and entertaining...if you can just hang in until the ending as it is worth waiting for

  Ed-Shullivan2018-04-23

  This is one of those questionable films that seems like most other "immature wild party filth filled dialogue" camp films for the first twenty (20) minutes or so. If you can just hang in there a road adventure commences at around the twenty (20) minute mark in which our star Kevin (Grey Damon) who is a roofer by trade, is encouraged by the wealthy and wild party animal Hank (Stephen Dorff), and a very hot and sexy prostitute named Zade (Bella Dayne) to ignore what he believes is his "penis jinx" and go after his so-called love of his life, his former engaged girlfriend Angie (Annalisa Chamberlin) and to win her love back. As Kevin gets into Hank's pink cadillac which is being driven by the happy hooker Zade their threesome adventure really begins as I stated in my summary and the film becomes quite entertaining. These three (3) individuals who have completely different personalities as well as their own personal baggage somehow find a way to greatly help one another to not only get over their personal issues but to form a unique friendship. I found this comedy/romance to be quite entertaining and I will most likely want to watch it again in the not to distant future as it was that good. I give this quirky comedy/romance a decent 7 out of 10 rating.

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• Should've Been Called "Zade"

  nammage2018-03-15

  Kevin (Grey Damon) is a roofer. He's a sad lonely guy who got dumped by his fiancé over a tiny little incident, or maybe not. Maybe it was huge. No, it most likely was huge because Kevin decides to give up sex to win her back. Doesn't take a genius to figure out what the "incident" was. He also plans on winning her back by showing her he can be financially successful and comes up with the idea of a Trampoline World. Hank (Stephen Dorff) overhears the conversation with Kevin's roofing buddies and feels sorry for Kevin and decides to hire him an 'escort' (prostitute) named Zade (Bella Dayne) but Kevin's given up sex and this makes Zade upset because Kevin is making her look bad in not being able to do her job. Bella Dayne's character, in my opinion, is the best thing about this film. The film does have a type of sweetness to it; sort of a longing. Also, a sort of sadness, as well. Hank seems carefree, laid back but lost and sad. You do find out the sadness of Hank. I actually didn't like this film at first but it grew on me, slowly. The Zade character helped. The music was good but too much, at times. The direction was paint-by-numbers. The script was good but not great. The editing was the worst thing. It was all over the place. Overall: I enjoyed it.

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• Nothing Guaranteed

  VanBooter2018-02-05

  Ha well that was a surprise. I very nearly avoided this film because comedy in films usually misses my antenna. I sometimes wonder if reviewers are watching a different film to the one I was watching, when I read their glowing reports. That's not to say this one is full of laughs, in fact I never laughed at all, smiled a few times but that was about it. However I watched the thing to the end, even read the credits so that's a good sign. It's one of those films you can come home too and watch while you are eating your dinner and not miss anything. If I was a girl I would probably say it was sweet, not the dinner, the film. There is no sex in this one despite the title, so don't watch if you are after tits and bums, the 3 main actors were good Dorf, Damon, and Bella Dayne, umm she's a little cutie I would gladly pay $1000 if I was rich. So 7/10 from me and well worth a butchers at if you get a chance

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