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The Guest House (2012) is a English movie. Michael Baumgarten has directed this movie. Ruth Reynolds,Madeline Merritt,Tom McCafferty,Jake Parker are the starring of this movie. It was released in 2012. The Guest House (2012) is considered one of the best Romance movie in India and around the world.
18 year-old Rachel is mature for her age. She s a hip aspiring songwriter and a blue-eyed blond bad girl who often clashes with her single father. Only because she is grounded she is at home for the arrival of dad's new employee, Amy, who is staying in their swanky Los Angeles guest house for the weekend. A wholesome college graduate fresh to California from the cornfields of Iowa, Amy happily confesses her dreams and desires to Rachel over the course of the next few days and the two women gradually fall in love. It seems like anything is possible here. Amy proclaims as they ramble across the city in Rachel's dad's Hummer. Out and about in Los Angeles the two girls can't keep their hands off each other. At home in the guest house their activities are even hotter.
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The Guest House (2012) Reviews
Lack of realism on so many levels
Let me enumerate my issues on this topic: 1) There is zero chemistry between the stars. I cannot stress this enough. I could not believe in their love because neither seemed to be in love. It was almost like two heterosexual actresses pretending to be lesbians. 2) There is never a single touch beyond kissing (even the kissing seemed lifeless) except a close up of an ass with 2 hands grasping it. Once the ass was wearing jeans, the other time it wore panties. All of the touching was PG and, judging by the lack of sexual chemistry, I doubt it was even performed by the actresses. 3) There is never a nipple, or the tender caress of a breast or naked ass. While I can appreciate that I do not need to see full frontal nudity, I think that some semblance of physical intimacy would be a must. 4) NO WOMAN ON EARTH would have naked, wild, passionate sex in a bed and fall asleep in her lovers arms THEN wake up the next morning wearing a bra and panties. WOMEN DO NOT wear a bra to bed. BOTH of these two woke up sometime during the night, put a bra and panties on, then got back into the bed to snuggle and sleep. 5) If I give my female partner oral sex in a jacuzzi, i have to actually submerge my head below the level of her belly button and remain there for more than 5 seconds. 6) I have never been in a club where a singer is performing and been able to hear a pin drop....unless the place was empty. Apparently LA and San Fran are full of unique little places like that, because it happens twice. All in all....it was contrived, poorly acted, and atrociously written. It would have been more inspiring if played by the cast of Team America: World Police. It really seemed like it was a Lesbian movie, written by ultra conservative religious zealots to show how insipid and banal lesbian relationships are.
Fun and enjoyable. Easy to watch.
The Guest House is not, by any stretch of imagination, a "good movie." However, it is an enjoyable, easy to watch romp in lesbian fantasy-land. If you are looking for flowing dialog, lack of cliché's, though- provoking storyline conflict, then this film is not for you. However, if you would like to check out of the real world for a while, and watch two beautiful women fall in love Romeo and Juliet style (minus the suicides, plus the sensual sex scenes) then by all means, this film is worth your time. Sure the plot is predictable. Sure the dialog is a little clichéd. And I'll admit, the giggles are a little annoying. But sometimes, that's all you want in a movie, right?
Awful movie
I would recommend you gouge your brain out with a spoon if you still want to see this movie ... acting is terrible story is already predictable and the production quality is dismal to say the least The movie starts off with slow pace and promising beginning but meanders and loses course in mid you can guess the ending straightforward ... well the lesbian scenes are sensuous but I m guessing if I really want some good soft core pornography i would rather order a DVD than waste my time on it which makes me wonder why i wasted 1hr and 22 min of my life on this utter piece of crap ... well perhaps to warn you good folks to save your time and mind
Terrible isn't even the word.
Worst acting I have seen possibly ever. I could not bring myself to watch more than 15 minutes. I'm shocked I made it that long. God awful. I seriously don't know how these actors could be so unconvincing. It's not even mildly entertaining, because the poor acting is so distracting and annoying. Also, the dialogue is pathetic. Trite garbage. The characters are out of the box, unimaginative, and two-dimensional. I don't know why anyone would waste the money or time to make this movie. I would highly advise you skip this one. I am never motivated to write a review of a movie, but I needed to let others know that watching this is a complete waste of a couple hours of your life. I hope that helps illustrate just how horrible this movie is.
Ewww...
Okay, not only is the movie fully predictable(you know the end about 5 minutes in) the acting is absolutely awful(absolutely not convincing) the actresses are trying to convince you that there is a connection when there really is nothing at all, the dialogues are cliché, and redundant. It'a all marshmallow and sweet and vanilla....but, the story...I mean...falling-no wait- being in love, after knowing the person for a day? being a couple after a day, breaking up after 2....WHAT? How is that a story you can relate to? I know, people talking about love at first sight but...this isn't it...somebody explain how this got good reviews...I am a lesbian, yes the girls are kinda sorta cute, but that doesn't cope for the rest... the story and, the whole movie, is nothing close to good...